Kids these days...

Today, I went to the park to do a quick workout at a playground close to my apartment. Afterwards, I was sitting on a tree stump next to a small grove near the playground when a small boy ran in my direction. He's blonde, wild-eyed, maybe four or five.

His mom calls, "Where are you going?"

Boy: "Over there. To see all the pretty plants."

Mom: "Ok. Just be careful."

Boy: "Why?"

Mom: "It's damp. You'll get wet."

Boy: "Oh."

He runs in.